This is not the night to read my blog, dear reader from the interwebs. Tonight the United States' women's soccer team plays Germany in the Women's World Cup. Even if you aren't American or German, this qualifies as the greatest match in the history of women's soccer. If you are American or German, you have a rooting interest to season your enjoyment of the sport played at its highest level.
You should watch the match. I know I'm going to.