Hey diddle-diddle

Hey, diddle-diddle, our cat's begun to piddle in the poor dog's food bowl. That cat is a jerk and likes to cause work-- truly a feline asshole.

My puppy's confused by the way her bowl has been used and why her meal needed a cleaning delay.

I now must flip the bowl on the double to avoid a urine puddle after my dog has nommed her food away.

The cat won't quit, she's quite a little shit, so I've got a new routine:

Before feeding my dog I grab the feline hog and lock her away in the latrine.