Every blogger knows you want to go viral. You want a post (like this one!) to spread across the internets, passing from person to person like the common cold through a preschool classroom.
Well, I'm not a preschooler, but I do have the common cold. Going viral has a different meaning to me right now.
Fortunately, the symptoms of reading my blog are no worse than boredom and annoyance. If you pass it to someone else, at least they won't start sneezing and coughing.